Title:Three
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Lex/Clark/Bruce
Rating:pg-13 for now
Summary: AU. Picking up on the dark hints in canon, and running with it.

I like writing things from a skewed perspective--but you know that about me. This is just for fun--no message, no moral, no point except to have some fun! It's basically a series of sketches, something that justabi and I talked about a bazillion years ago. As always, what we talked about and what I wrote down is wildly different.

and on a completely unrelated topic, I re-read Deal last night, and you know what? the lady that lives at this journal is a FREEEEEEEEEK. but that was a pretty good story, yo. *GRIN* Self-pimp.

Here's part one of I'm not sure how many, but I promise you--no more novels! LOL!

( part one )

continuing the no doubt annoying fic post spam-sorry!
TITLE:Strange Boys or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Game
PAIR: Bruce/Lex
RATING:5--nc-17
A/N: excelsior fic, bondage and humor and a little romance

...I've been promising Brex for a while now, and I haven't been holding out, I've been poking it along. So, today, two Brex in...well--two. There's a short Brex interlude in Dis and this thing--a short little story about...heh--jerking off basically. It's about 14 very, very short parts. Let's start with part one , shall we?

( Strange Boys or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Game )

ETA: typing is the Devil

This is a story that I wrote a while ago, some of you may have read it before. I poked it a little and now I think it's...better. I basically just want to keep all my Brex together.
So, here it is, sadly another PG story.

Oh, porn, where art thou?

( Home Work )

Come little RTM, climb up on mommy's lap, and she'll tell you a story.

Once there was a little PWP,so cute and shiny, who grew up into a big ole healthy brick and made it's mommy soo proud!And who helped it grow? Why, your Auntie Abi, who cajoled and prodded and gave good advice. And mostly wouldn't let mommy be lazy...

Thank you so much sweetie! This was lots of fun...


We're at the end of the tale, and the ship is heading toward the harbor. It won't be long now!

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Things were looking mighty grim,folks! But in this part, the comic relief part, they figure out how to make the money they need to get away.In a hilarious turn of events, they become hustlers, and comically...well. Perhaps not.

But there is more story! Those little blurry marks? Oh, pay no attention, that's just my *blood, sweat and tears!!!!* No, singing, you oldsters....

Like ta see it? Here it is!


RAKE THE MOON

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My, oh, my! What a wonderful day! I can see the sails of Rake The Moon on the horizon now folks! Soon comes the part where our sunny little guys get on the boat for South America,and Braaa--zil!Watch as they dance the Tango,sip champagne...gee, I'm in a Fred Astaire kind of mood today,hey! What say we get back to the laughfest?

Come, little story! Dance and twirl...


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So, with the promise of chocolate and handcuffs. I managed to get young Bruce to work with me!
Tsk.The handcuffs were a gift. *I* didn't use them...

So, when last we left our plucky lads,they were on their way out of the shire...ach! Pardon, that would be a different pair of boys humpin like ze bunnies!

Swive me, Frodo!

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My friends, this was one fucked up day,and I see no reason forit to be different tomorrow. I'm working away here and my mind is on a many many things ,most not happy. I don't do not happy well,it's not something I'm used to.

I'm sad, yes, and hurt, and I know that it'll pass and soon, but right now? not happy.

So, saying that, I'll forgo my usual smart ass shit, and just drop the story. To you guys that are reading it, thanks. You don't know what it means to me to have you comment and to make such nice comments too.
Promise tomorrow, I'll be my usual goofy- ass self. love you guys!


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Oy! Next part, and my goodness, I hope this makes sense!


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It's almost time for me to go to work so I thought I'd share a little story with you, the little fic that's taken over my life!

We're going places now folks! Hang onto your hats, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Rake The Moon (how many parts is that now?)


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So this bit is short and is moving us from this point to that point.Also, does it need more porn? I'm just saying, it's getting more PG as we go along, eh? I'm falling down on the job! I'm supposed to be making ya'll sweat...let me know!

So, the thick plottens! (sorry)

Two little boys grow up and find they have twin brothers, but they also discover that *they* are not brothers--then in a comedy of errors--oops! Not that story, this story...

(If I had no ellipses, I'd go through withdrawal)




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My beloveds, I am ass tired--so tired that my eyes feel like boiled eggs in my head.Why? Why am I so tired when I've been going to bed early?So unfair...

I've got a bit more, very rough,rough,rough! I've looked it over a few time but I don't trust myself at all tonight!

Here with no fanfare at all,humbly I present to you, the Fic That's Sucking All My Brain starring Tom Swelling and BoBo Eckstien...naw! ( I wish,omigawd)



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just a middle piece here, moving on to the horizon.
*puts little story on the street with matches in hand* Go, make mummy proud!




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Ah my friends(if I may call you that)here is the last part in which I actually know whats happening.

Behind me is a pile of paper, neck high, that's trying to be the final installment of Rake the Moon.(m-o-o-n spells Moon).

There's an argument going on, Bruce thinks there's more, Lex thinks it's over. (scary in my head,yes.) What am I going to do? *eyeballs golf club* I am frankly confused.Ah well! Nothing a pot of coffee and a handful of mints(perch-tooiiee!How I miss you, my little tubular bundles of nicotine laden joy!How I miss teasing you slowly out of the pack,feeling your paper crinkle between my eager fingers, slipping your plump length smoothly between my quivering lips...ooops! I digress!)

In this part, the boys end up at a convent, and help the nuns by fixing stuff and singing and teaching them lessons about tolerance...naw.

*pushes little story onto stage* break a leg, lovey!



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My friends, there is no sex in this part. I am as goggled as yourselves!How could this happen?I offered them cash money to behave, but they've taken my little porn and run with it. I hope to correct this ghastly over sight by tomorrow. In the meantime, the story does move along.Things are...revealed? But not in the way someone is thinking. *eyeballs Bruce*

Hey everybody, while the boys were screwing with my head, this fell into it..Spike Xander and John Constantine! A BtVS/Hellblazer crossover? Any body up for that (cause I have the first part already written out...)

Today, the boys stayed home and drank OJ, and ate crackers, cause they were tired. Poor woobies...I shall knit them phallus cozies to make them feel better!

In other news:

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This puppy is starting to dig it's heels in...
*whacks Lex with newspaper*

Here is the ...sixth part? *scritches head* Oh lord!I'm crashing like a big crashing thing!


Rake The Moon! Like ta see it? Here it is!


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...Rake The Moon.

In this part,there's sex. Really. You should not read this, 'cause there's sex.In the story. The story will not cause you to have sex, it's just in there. Sort of. Is it sex when you--anyway....

Like ta see it? Here it is!


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It's my title and I'm sticking with it...*eyeballskatholicgrrl*


So, the next part, and I'm actually quite a bit ahead. Go me! Thus, I am thinking, work on Clark and Lex's Excellent adventure ( working title, refer to former posts) orrrr Spike and his faithful friend Xander?Hmmmmm.


At any rate, in this part, the boys fly down to Rio,become the opening act in a huge old art deco nightclub, and screw each other like bunnies between sets....naw!Kidding!


In other news, I love my Blackadder icon to pieces!
Swive me,Edmund!



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