Some time ago, I was bitten briefly by the RPS bug. Not to worry, liberal applications of alcohol and a burning brand disinfected the bite, but it produced a few ficlits, which I’d like to share again with you. The links are to the original ficlets and what’s below is the final bit of these little slices of special hell cake—chocolate frosted! Mmmmm!

It’s probably best to read the first two parts before reading this, unless you’re really only concerned with the porn in which case, yes, there’s a bit of it here.
This bit (all of them actually) is rated 4. There’s sex, but it’s happy sex.

MR/TW

The first bit--
The second bit--
( the last bit—Clark Plus Lex Equals Clex )

emrinalexander has the keys to the cabana boy dorm, and this is part of my insidious plan to lift them, I’ll blind her with porn and then...mooo-hahaha! *rubs hands together in evil Mr. Burns -like way*

Remember, mum’s the word…

( a stunning example of PWP--P so completely deviod of P as to collapse in on itself like a black hole )

A while ago, I played around and this story fell out of my head--you know how I get these impulses and share them with you ('cause I love you)
Now, I've come back with the second half of this...like ta see it?
Here it is!

( mike's side of the dream )</>

first part here

Title: Please, Please
Fandom: Beatles Slash
Pairing: Paul & John
Rating: G


I liked the first part-- I liked the no punctuation, but I guess I should be kinder to the readers so,*sigh* I'll stop screwing around and be a good girl.


( Paul let him self into the room )

...or is LJ acting like a bitch again? Oh well--*shrug*

Soooo, remember that RDPS I kept threatening ya'll with? Well, I think I have something here for you, or I mean, I do have something her and I think it works.
Ladies, it's Real Dead People Slash--ready?

Title: A Secret
Fandom: Beatles Slash
Pairing: N/A
Rating: nc-17

( A Secret )

I hang my head and offer this-- kind of RPS sort of...I hope ya'll don't mind. I had to get it out of my system.

It's...hmmm-- nc-17? R? I suck at figuring that rating stuff out. Maybe R, a hard R. Yeah, that's it.

RPS
Title: A Wish Your Heart Makes
Pairing: Tom Welling/Lex Luthor


( A Wish Your Heart Makes )

Since I'm still bored, I'm taking it out on ya'll and inflicting the Dead People Slash on you. So without further ado--


Jimmy Dean/Sal Mineo
Rebel Heart

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