Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Our Tale Is Complete
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, dreaming they're having sex with an enthusiastic bearded giant and his companion—a man made entirely of SEX…wait…ah shoot, it *is* just a dream….

( sadly we take our leave of dear Kal-El, whose big heart and slippery pants made us smile from time to time. Farewell, AliemBoy, Farewell! )

It's an itty-bitty little update, but I wanted to clear the decks for the next bit. Which Bob willing will be one long hot wet sloppy fuck--if I can force myself to write the naughty bits. It's been so long, I might have forgotten how to.

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Journey's End
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: G
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, just exhausted…their little Mother has been rather cranky.

(  The image faded and then, returned.  )
part 26: the end

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Port Of Call
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: G
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, amazed to be working…

(  An erection behind the apparently cast iron underwear he was forced to wear on the outside of the stupid ceremonial get up really *hurt*.… )

part 25

So I'm rushing this a bit but I have to!




Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, A Wind In The Sails
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: G
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here,writing Mr. Prachett and begging him to please forgive their little Mommy.

(  The only thing left to do was wait… )

part 24

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Slouching Towards Smallville
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: G
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, filling the stockings with glee. Glee…hmmm.

( There was only one answer he could see, the only course of action left to him… )
part 23

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, The Bridge Collapses
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, making a list for Santa. This year, they promise not to make him cry. Too much.

( A small ship dropped from the hold of the Reaper, and fell into the coruscating hole miles from the hulk of the Liberty Hall. )

part 22

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Things Fall Apart
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: G
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, waiting for the train to arrive…

( Who knew he had a kink for alien overlords? )

part 21

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, The Light In The Tunnel
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, reading yaoi and being really confused that everything is happening backwards…

( Pamela glanced over at Lex. )

part 20

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, What Can Compare To A Mother's Love?
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

Geez--I messed up the chapter count!

The Previous Parts are here, eating yellow backed French novels, and reading bon-bons…um, wait a min…

( He paused, and lifted a gentle hand to cup Lex's cheek.  )

part 19

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Tripping The Light Fantastic
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy! This is part 16, because the last part should have been 15. :)

The Previous Parts are here, thunderstruck that their Little Mother has called on them to perform the Previous Dance again.

( Read more... )

part 18

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Our Hero Faces Adversity
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, draining mug after mug of coffee, wishing their Mother wasn't so hung up on legalities and stimulants …

( Lex pressed Kal down on the bed, coaxed him to his knees. )

part 17

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Our Hero Goes Forth
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, trying on their Halloween costumes, how swee—yo! Cowboys wear pants with their chaps! …

( Is there anyone here you *haven't* slept with? )

part 16

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Into The Woods
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, drinking Stoli and remembering their days in Mother Russia…good times, good times…

( F**k me… )

part 15

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, When The Worlds Collide
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

So, here it is, a big honkin' slice of Krypto Boy, because there was no way to cut this into smaller bite size chunks. Besides, I didn’t want to wait any more. Are we still having fun?

The Previous Parts are here, wondering whatever the heck happened to Rah Digga?

( This is Kal, Alexander. He's very handsome. )

part 14

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, The Tide Turns
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: nc-17
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are wondering why *they* can’t wear their underwear on the outside too….

( He glanced over at Kal, all bright-eyed and red cheeked and so sincere…yeah, he was kind of cute too, cute like a giant puppy. Damn it. He was gonna buy his pants two sizes smaller…. )

part 13

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, A Welcome Port In A Storm
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

A/N: Still no sex—I am appalled!
eta: I forgot to credit sabershadowkat for the name Kal chose.
eta2: omgod--I'm just being incredibly stoopit with a capital stoop tonight!!!

The Previous Parts are here, being kicked out of a monastery for misunderstanding prostrate and what it wasn't….

( Lex swiveled in his seat to get one last look and he swore the godling was looking right at him, mouth open, eyes wide—sure he was, if he could see through steel and glass… )

part 12

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, A New Day Dawns
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

A/N: I apologize for the lack of sex lately. I am ashamed. I promise to try and do better.

The Previous Parts are here, shaking their heads also at the lack of nooky and worrying about their Little Mother.

( Interlude )

part 11

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, A Dangerous Situation
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, writing a love letter to Mikey, and wondering what rhymes with feltch...

( After a moment of silence, the AI directed him back to the cave the suit was hidden in. )

part 10

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, Our Hero Strikes Out On His Own
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: R
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts arehere, wondering if it's time to drop in on Mikey again—see if he's dropped that silly restraining order yet…

( Silence in his head, and it was beginning to scare him… )

eta:obsessively correcting!

part 9

Title: A Young Kryptonian's Travels Or, A Welcome Port In The Storm
Fandom:SV
Pairing:Kal-El/OCs, Kal-El/Lex
Rating: G
Summary: Our only point here is to have fun! No message, no moral--enjoy!

The Previous Parts are here, knitting tiny booties for…for…ah. My mistake. Not booties….

( I'm sure she was there, Rome, I think. )

part 8