I'm so yakky today--I was a terror at work, all friendly and affirming to the folks cluttering up my fitting room. "Yass, darling--buy that bathing suit. Show those tattas while they're still showable--what are you, fifty? You've got a good ten years to flash the goods, get on that."
See? Affirming. I also very politely put a stop to a shoplifter, snagged their swag and saved the store, well, not much, about fifty bucks--but still! I WAS BATMAN.
Remind me to tell you some shoplifter stories some day. They're pretty damn amusing.
Okay, back to shoving Sam's dick in Dean's ass. ( I just lost a ton of potential readers, didn't I?)