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Guess what my secret hobby is? And no, it's not blocking alien mind probes! I've been obsessed addicted sucking up this shit like crack mildly interested in the possibility of J2ism since the summer.

I can't help it, nothing makes me happier than swimming through the 'why J2 is truly J2' waters. It really does makes me happy. And it makes me laugh—like, really, *really* hard. But not in a mean way, you understand. It's fun, like collecting figurines or learning how to line dance. It's a back and forth kind of tango, you know. "Ach, you're crazy, cha-cha-cha, but then again, look at that *face* he's making at him, cha-cha-cha."

There's this sneaking little Judy Tenuta voice in the back if my head saying:

it could happen



Except, of course, that the Padaleckis are the worlds most adorable couple. Look at their faces when they're together. They don't just love each, they like each other too, they touch a lot, they laugh a lot...so happy together they look a little like that other couple…*koffJaredJensenkoff*


And then we have Jensen and his bride Daneel, who has the most magnificent boobies ever. In picture after picture, you can tell that...yes, they know each other.

Maybe.


Mizz Rose, I hear you sigh, you've been known to be a crazee azz bitch on occasion, but this takes the cake, And I would say, yes, and it is a big old cake, with unicorns sprinkles.

cake unicorn


Sparkly unicorn sprinkles.

jensen unicorn



My friends, Yer Mother has picked apart the evidence, examined photos with all the dedication and obsession of treasure seeker, and well…it all boils down to this.

I haven't seen a damn thing that corroborates my—what do I call it? Obsession? Delusion? Flight of Fantasy? Flaming Idiocy?

Because this look—

jared jensen


is hardly more intense than this look.

jensen misha



This look? Is not real. But I like it anyway.

jjkiss


I pack up my tinhat and throw open the curtains. It's a bright sunny day, clear of delusions. I can go on with my life, stop wasting all my waking moments thinking of fictional love affairs and get back to the business of writing them.


But then, I find this....

thumbs



*refolds tin fedora*
drink koolaid
koolaid2 tumblr_inline_mpwyktjyoZ1qz4rgp

So. Done.

Finito.


mic drop


There you have it, folks. Can I pour anyone a nice, cold refreshing glass of WTF? Would you like a little sprig of mint to go with? ;D

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nomango
Nov. 2nd, 2015 10:05 am (UTC)
*jensen unicorn*.... why!!!!? *GGGGG* shrieking laughter is the order of the day - thanks again, miss rose :)
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 01:12 pm (UTC)
Is that not the most frightening thing you've ever seen?

This is my trick-or-treat to my flist--you welcome! :D :D :D
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firesign10
Nov. 2nd, 2015 01:38 pm (UTC)
It's truly the most tantalizing thing!!!! That hand thing - whaaaaaaaaat?? I had to watch it over and over unable to believe my eyes. I know there was another one recently too - chicon? torcon? i can't remember and haven't re-found it yet. Even at New Jersey ther.e was Jared brushing up Jensen's thigh when he climbed back on the stage during gold panel (check the video!). The pic from acl - the one i used for the story - my husband and his bestie love each other, but they do not tuck into each other like Jenga pieces.

I'll also say that in the jared kissing Jensen pic, Jensen looks like that as he's looking AT Jared. In the misha one, he's looking away.

Ahhhh those boys.....

oh, and i finally watched ten inch hero. gotta agree that those are some damn fine boobies!!!

<3<3<3
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 01:54 pm (UTC)
Right--unpopular opinion or not, I don't like the woman, but can't deny she has an exceptional set of boobies. :D

Jared brushed his thigh? He pretty much full on groped him! I was all "GASP! I DID NOT SEE THAT!"

I think they're pulling our legs and having fun doing it. ;D
sweptawaybayou
Nov. 2nd, 2015 02:48 pm (UTC)
i know, i know ... right there with you. From back in the Kane/Boreanaz dayz.

:D
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 03:04 pm (UTC)
Oh right??? It was so weird for me to read Jensen being Chris' best friend. Me all, "Ah, no...David is." Not that I ever believed there was a thing, don't believe there's a thing now...pretty much. :D :D :D

Nice reminder, girl--those were such fun days!
bellona_rpg
Nov. 2nd, 2015 04:14 pm (UTC)
If you will indulge a complete noob here ... that picture with the creeping hands: is it Jared to the left (of the viewer) and Jensen to the right? Then who is in between? (Inquiring minds want to know!)
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 04:24 pm (UTC)
Ah, I should have written the info down--as I recall, it was at a con, not sure which one. A fan was called up on stage(last question, maybe?)and that is Jared to the left, and Jensen's fingers sneaking across the young fan's shoulder to slip between Jared's fingers. I've seen other clips where the movement looks even more blatant, but we all know how camera angles and speed can make things look more exciting than they really are.



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wind_storms
Nov. 2nd, 2015 04:28 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, I came here looking for a WD post, but this is even better!

Honestly I still go back and forth on it. Sometimes I think there's no way they're together, and then something like that handholding or the ACL pic comes out and, well...

It's a lovely fantasy. Maybe that's all it is, but maybe it's not. I love the boys and have no problems with their wives. I just hope everyone is happy regardless of what the truth is.
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 04:38 pm (UTC)
your icon! <3
Oh, gosh, you have to remind me on Mondays--BUT WAS THAT NOT A GREAT EP???
sure, I wanted to know about Glenn, but that was a fascinating look into how Morgan became MORGAN. It was also a pleasure to wander around that landscape, it looked so clean and healthy, lol!

Man, I wish my shows would stop making me like folks and then icing them. :(

It's a lovely fantasy.

It is! It's loads of fun to speculate and it makes quite the fun game, but in the end, fantasy. ;)
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tabaqui
Nov. 2nd, 2015 09:02 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeeeee!! Oh, man. Me, I'm all 'yeah, no'. But it doesn't bother me, because they're just so fucking cute together, i'm fine with it.
Plus, you know...fanfic. :)

The unicorn cake is awesome, but Mr. Ackles in unicorn-play gear is just....
*falls down ded*

:)

*luffs*
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 10:00 pm (UTC)
Ach, I think we're most of us aware that it's just a fantasy--but it's so much fun! So, I'm doing this and now I'm arranging my saved fics by categories, like, J2, Dean/sam, hookerJ2, SportsJ2....

Oh my god, I am so fucking BLOCKED and I'm doing anything except housework in a bid not to think about writing. Oy. I throw my hands up.
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fanspired
Nov. 2nd, 2015 10:13 pm (UTC)
Ah yes. The J2/Padalecki dilemma. It's a puzzle, to be sure. Maybe they're all living in a polyamorous collective :)))
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 11:34 pm (UTC)
Maybe they're doing this to drive me bonkers....
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peepingdru
Nov. 2nd, 2015 10:44 pm (UTC)
Hunny loooooooooooook at my icon....and I LOVE your thought processes.....
I am loike "give me positive proof"...strange thang to say as a Christian....rofl....BUT the hands.....man why why why????....lol...
 photo kij_zpsbc235bc7.png
roxymissrose
Nov. 2nd, 2015 11:35 pm (UTC)
Oh man, that is GORGEOUS!!!!

And right?? The hands. Why the lingering touches? Tryin' to drive me crazy, I tell ya!
gingersnap1224
Nov. 4th, 2015 01:57 am (UTC)
The fact that you used a Judy Tenuta gif make you the Petite Flower Queen! All hail!

I am so obsessed with this whole are they, aren't they thing it's ridiculous. I just can't get enough.
roxymissrose
Nov. 4th, 2015 02:06 am (UTC)
LOL!! That tone of voice, that look--it was perfect for this!

OMG, is it not the most fun bullshit ever?

I chase this stuff down and scarf it up like it's candy. I just want to talk about it all day, be all conspiracy-theorist. Geez, back before TBI knocked my sister down, we used to do this kind of thing all the time. Well, the subject matter was different. I'm pretty sure she'd be side-eyeing me pretty damn hard with this! :D :D :D
silsbee329
Nov. 4th, 2015 05:23 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure my brain believes it. But my brain also likes to believe they haven't acted on it. YET. (oooh, my heart sped up just thinking about it... ) I'm just saying.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
omg, i'm so embarrassed.
roxymissrose
Nov. 4th, 2015 02:46 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!!! Who me, look? Tchah!! I'm the one who should be embarrassed--I brought pictures!

Okay...*looks about all shifty-eyed* my truly honest feeling about the whole thing is that they did--once--and it's over. They are best buds now, probably really affectionate in that way good breakups can be. (or more like one-offs and still hanging out) That's what my brain is telling me. My slasher heart is giggling all the way to the fic.
agent_jl36
Nov. 5th, 2015 01:15 am (UTC)
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roxymissrose
Nov. 5th, 2015 01:22 am (UTC)
do want
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