roxymissrose (roxymissrose) wrote,
roxymissrose
roxymissrose

hello, my friends!

I'm here trying to write some porn that doesn't sound like "insert tab A into slot B, repeatedly", so can you help a kindly old country pornographer out? There was a day when I could quickly craft a little home-made pr0n, but those days are long gone, mythical with age. lesigh.

So much thinking in this new age. Why, in my day, we'd just let the characters whack away at it and the devil take the hindmost (but no Samifer, bulletproof anti for me!) Plus, everyone has seen everything, or so it feels. Maybe it's just me. And there's the fact that the audience I'm writing for are grown-ups, and I think it's safe to say that they've probably been around the block a few times.

I need inspiration! I don't want to be accused of using my rotary-dial telephoning apparatus to call it in.

Let me take a second to snorfle up my sleeve, that was hysterically funny....

So, recs of hot stuff, anyone? What's your fav? Or, give me a really good reason why it doesn't matter if there's smut or not? Ha, no! Kidding! Folks have been so patient about waiting for this fic that they deserve a little pay-off! :D

Tags: a little whine anyone, doofery, shutupomg
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