August 31st, 2008

J2

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Three more days, three more days before my hot little hands are clutching season three!! I'm as excited as an excited thing! I can't wait! Not like I haven't been watching the eps over and over--at least the ones my VCR will let me watch before it EATS THE FUCKING TAPE. This year will be different...*strokes DVR* Yes, yes my pretty, give me the Winchesters...Oh! Hah! You still there? *koff*
J2

funny stuff

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2008

Some of theses are fall down funny! This is one of my favorites:

Mike Hummer had been a private detective so long he could remember Preparation A, his hair reminded everyone of a rat who'd bitten into an electrical cord, but he could still run faster than greased owl snot when he was on a bad guy's trail, and they said his friskings were a lot like getting a vasectomy at Sears.
Robert B. Robeson
Lincoln, Nebraska