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The Dog wants to know why oh why are we so incredibly cruel as to make him sit outside all alone to deal with the elements--oy, the horror of a raging, wild, buffeting breeze that is actually making his tail hairs move somewhat. How could we abandon him to this horribly clement weather, this ungodly warmth and sunlight practically burning the flesh from his bones or would be if it wasn't for the shade of the trees...and then to *leave* him there! Why, it's been a full twenty minutes! I imagine in dog minutes it must be like--two years.

Let me go get this fool before the neighbors think we're beating a little kid because this dog has no idea how to bark, either. (I confess, for the last five minutes I've just been listening to the truly *weird* noises this animal makes.) I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't the most spoiled ass dog in the whole world.
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