October 17th, 2014


Hello, my friends!

I've been kind of quiet and boring lately and I don't see that changing in the near future. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. I'm boring myself. I'm sorry. I'm going to try and be entertaining in some way...I could sing. Or play guitar. I'm fabulous at both. There's no way you'd know if I'm not, after all. I could be amazing!!

I'm not actually. I couldn't sing or play my way out of a soaking wet paper bag. But it would be entertaining watching me try to do it. Without the wet paper bag part. Or maybe with.

I think I better wrap it up now. Arrivederci! Auf Wiedersehen! Get out. (oh, sorry, that's the way i say good bye!)